Dont Drive and Abuse Your Free Texts

I have been busy over the last couple of weeks so unfortunately I have been unable to keep this blog uptodate but I am going to try and do it now.

The first article I will do about why free text arent good for your health sometimes.

This came from a friend of a friend years ago but I have decided to out it now becuase I really think it is funny. Someone was about to set off driving when they decided to send a text message to a friend. Once this text message had been completed they put the phone on the dashboard and set about there way.

They recieved a text message which they tried to read by picking up. They put there hand through the steering wheel and pick up the phone, at the same point in time they came to a corner which they should of moved there hand out of the steering wheel but instead they decided to drive straight into a wall as they did not think to either break or take there hand out of the wheel and turn the steering wheel.

In the end the car was wrote of which is even funnier.

Have You been Disciplined by “Terrible” Terry Tate Office Linebacker

Reebok three years ago put their name in the hat for stupid commercials with Terry Tate Office Linebacker.

Terry Tate Office Linebacker was made to be the main motivator for the office work place. As you can see Terry Tate is a very strict enforcer. Their are some very good videos that have been produced for the commercials. I have placed all the links to all the videos below for your viewing pleasure.

And Also this is the main one to watch there are other ones like the Draft Day but these make me giggle.

If you have watched the videos “Terrible” Terry Tate just looks like he is the man for any office motivation. But the question I must ask is, I wonder if the injury book was filled in alot more. I mean some of the tackles look extremely nasty.  Although I think that they are very fair and are only done to employees who break the rules.

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I have also gather a list of 4 top “Terrible” Terry Tate Quotes.

1. Slice of pain cake, once you have had that you wont want seconds.

2. Here comes the Pain Train whuuuuoooooo whuuuuoooooo.

3. I’m a hitter not a quitter.

4. Once you kill the Joe, you make some more.

If you can think of any more Terry Tate Office Linebacker quotes please comment below.