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When Barrack Obama applied to become president, (apparently a CV and Cover letter is all that is needed) he announced that one of the biggest bills that he would introduce was to give free health care to the poorer of people in America.

Well this bill has been more of a nuisance since the last bill who was President. This bill has the potential to ruin Obama and his office if this is not either pushed through soon or scrapped. Obama could end up only spending 1 term in the office as his fans are starting to get itchy trigger fingers due to the slow push of the bill.

Just going to have to watch this space to see what will happen.

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Recently there has been a spate of Aggressive Suicide cases been reported in the state of Texas.

There has been a report of cult activity increasing in Texas and they call it Aggressive Suicide.  This is a form of aggressive suicide performed normally in public among a number of watchers. The person can either perform suicide that suggests aggression or they can instigate an attack by at least 15 people. Technically the later is classed as being murdered but in the light of Aggressive Suicide cult i think they dont see it that way.

There are reports that this cult has reached the dizzy heights of 6 deaths with most flamboint way of Aggressive suicide being a man trying to shoot himself while Buffalo dodging in his 1964 Ford Mustang. There were only 23 Buffalo killed in the incident.

These acts for me are stupid and this blog does not condone this activity as it can be very dangerous and potentially fatal.

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A number of days ago a fire rank sacked a friends house and belongings.

Luckily no one was hurt in the blaze.

It is believed that the fire was caused by a electrical fire by the fridge. The man who owns the house was irritate to come back to a empty carcase where his house used to be. The Fire and Police wondered why he was so upset considering no-one had been killed.

When asked by police the man explained that not two weeks earlier he had bought a safe and fireproof lamination equipment to keep his anonymous bearer bonds safe. The man in his laziness did not have time to put fireproof lamination on his anonymous bearer bonds and now they are ash along with the rest of his house.

On a darker note though, my friend from the incident was investigated by the police on why he had anonymous bearer bonds.

Why?

Well apparently the weapon of choice for money launderers is anonymous bearer bonds. The reason behind this is that with bearer bonds, possession is 100% of the law.

The guy is now doing time as he was found guilty of being a money launderer. One lesson can be learnt from this is to never keep bearer bonds in your house without them being fireproof laminated. If you don’t laminate them then keep them in a secure place that if burnt down will not burn the bearer bonds.

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Yesterday someone at work announced that there had been someone living in there shed that had lived there for the last 2 months without them knowing.

It made me think. Yes think… I wonder if this squatter had an accident and was hurt would they be able to create a lawsuit out of it.

In England it appears that the lawsuit would probably get laughed out of court as they should not be on the land anyway.

America on the other hand suggests that this can be an easier achievement. If a person does injure themselves while on someone else’s land they can sued for having items or obstacles that cause injury.

Eventually tricks like this will become more common. People sue other people for stupid reasons. There is not a day goes by that lawyers and insurance companies advertise for people who have had an accident and want to sue over it. People will start doing this as a profession. eg. Teacher, IT Programmer, Doctor, Claimant. It evens fits in quite well.

I have been thinking of ways to prevent these incidents from happening. One of the ones I think would be a good idea but I would not recommend it.

Get two Wireless Cameras, two wall mounted sensor operated automatic machine guns (one for front and one for back) and two signs saying if any persons trespass on to the property or the land that is allocated to the property they will be shot.

I think the rest can probably be guessed.

NOTE: This is NOT a recommendation and should not be done.

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Tesla the company who brought America the electric Roadster is looking at battery safety.

Tesla

If you have not seen this car, it was on Top Gear. I remember watching it thinking it was going to destroy the car as I knew it. I like cars that have engine sizes not ranges. I want a car that sounds like it could knock down a wall by just revving the engine.

As you can probably tell I like my cars. Anyway this electric car company are worried that a “thermal runaway reaction” could take place if the batteries over heat.

THERMAL RUNAWAY REACTION????

Thermal Runaway Reaction, sounds like it cannot be stopped by man or beast. Sounds like once created will never be stopped…..ever. But all it means is explosion. So at least it won’t kill us all just the nearest few.

This over heating has been seen before though, remember the dell laptop incidents where the wrong Sony batteries were placed in dell laptops and exploded. For this reason Tesla are announcing today which Battery Suppliers they will be using and what casing they will be in to prevent them from exploding while carrying passenger.

There are loads of companies out there who use different types of batteries. I have listed the more well known ones below.

1. Nissan – Nissan will use a lithium manganese polymeter battery.

2. Fisker Automotive – They will use batteries supplied by Ener1(Manganese Technology)

3. Crysler – They will use A123 Systems which are lithium phosphates.

4. Daimler – Daimler have bought 10% of Tesla so I would assume it will be whatever Tesla are doing.

Tesla although are at present using a self created battery casing that uses basically laptop batteries but keeps the cells away from each other so that the cells do not explode.

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Tadamasa Goto a Leader of the Yakuza gangs has been accepted for training as a priest in Tokyo.

The Leader has been kicked out of the gang after splitting the gang into fractions. Goto has been said to be extremely violent.

Now that is a way to lead your sheep with an iron fist. Anyone does anything wrong and they may loose a limb or even there head.

On the flip side of this tho I wonder is this a brilliant plan by the Ex Leader to become a priest so that he is respeted as someone who will not be killed by a contract killer.

In some faiths killing a priest is seen as being very bad and they would never do it. Thus becoming a priest would stop them from being killed hopefully.

If anyone knows any faiths where this is true please comment below as I am very intriged to find out??

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A 64 Year old Women who suffered a Stroke recently has developed a third limb.

No Not really. The lady believes that she has a third arm tho. This incident is the first case of a person being able to see, feel and move her phantom limb.

Test have showen that the women controls her third arm and hand as she does her normal limbs. The Phantom limb can scratch and relieve itches if needed. Her body will even react if her phantom hand and real hand meet or if her phantom hand believes it touches a surface.

Scientists at Geneva University Hosptial in Switzerland were able to provide evidence that shows that the womens brain not only tells the phantom arm to do tasks. The phantom arm responds with signals that her normal arm would respond with. The hosptial used magnetic resonance imaging to produce these results.

I dont know whether this is a good or a bad thing for the women. I mean the women might give something to her phantom limb and it would drop. But then again say if you worked with machinery and accidentally cut your arm off and it was the phantom one she would be fine, she still has two others left.

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Tuesday 7th April 2009 saw Missouri Town, a small town in Winfield have relected there current Mayor.

Harry Stonebraker won the election by sealing 206 votes which was 90 percent of papers. Unfortunately Stonebraker died 69 on 11th March 2009.

The ballots had already been created and  some had been completed when the election process was going through. The Mayor was announced as the late Harry Stonebraker.

The question is what will happen. The last time this happened it was US senate race for Missouri in 2000 when Democrat Mel Carnahan died in a plane crash just weeks before winning the election in November. The wife of the late Carnahan was appointed until she lost a special election in 2002.

The lesson that must be learnt from this is that we should never either get on a plane or suffer from heart problems when ruinning for Mayor or Office.

To be honest who would want to run for Office in America anyway.

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Have you ever been injured by Syrup? nope neither have I.

I was just scanning the net for stuff to include on this blog then I found this funny but sad article.

In Boston, 1919, there was a huge tank of molasses exploded on a hot day. This explosion sent a 15ft high wave of sweetener through the local neighbourhood hitting speeds of 35 mph. The molasses tsunami killed 21 people and injured around 150.

This obviously was very sad for the people who died, but what a way to go. I mean you always hear about sad events that kill people and it is always classed as a terrible way to die.

To die by being swept away with a 15ft wave of syrup I bet is some people’s dream.

I have been brought up to see death as a celebration of life and to smile, not to be sad about death. I just would find it hard to keep a straight face when telling the family about the incident, especially if I was telling late generations that you great great granfather was swept away with great Syrup wave of 1919.

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A man in Texas was taken to hospital with a knife wound to the leg and chest.

These injuries were caused by the mans room-mate. The man in Waco Texas had been attacked by his room mate because his farting became that bad that the room mate took action by throwing a knife in the leg then proceed to retrieve the knife and stab the farter in the chest.

The assailant a Mr Jose Braule Ramirez, 33, has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. The man is being jailed for his crime.

Right first of all. How can someone in there right mind get that annoyed at the fact that there room mate is farting. Also even if you were annoyed you would just tell the person not throw a knife at there leg never mind retrieve the knife and go for the chest.

This could only happen in America.

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