Have you had an accident?

As you are probably aware Formula 1 driver Felippe Massa was involved in a high speed crash on saturday qualifier where he sustained a blow to the head due to a freak broken suspension spring that came of fellow country mans Rubens Barichello’s car and bounced behind into the path of Massa.

The video footage shows that the spring struck Massa and the only explanation is that it knocked Massa unconscious which he then press down on both the accelerator and break which generate the cars front breaks to skid why the car was pushed on into the barrier which is designed with tyres and tons and tons of water to reduce the blow.

When Massa was first struck the car reported back that Massa had been part of extreme G-force. There was also a light telling Ferrari that the Massa had a massive bang to the back of his head. This was where is received one of the fracture to his skull the other is where the helmet was serverly damaged.

At present Massa is recovering from a emergency operation and is Budapest Hospitial where he is said to be in a life threatening condition but stable. Massa has been woken up periodically so that tests, can be made to establish the extent of brain damage. Doctors have said that he is responding well so far, he can move arms and legs but still cannot speak as of yet.

At present it is unknown whether Massa will make a full recovery or not.

All our prayers go out to Fellipe Massa go well soon.

Tags: Freak Injuries by Dave
No Comments »

Reebok three years ago put their name in the hat for stupid commercials with Terry Tate Office Linebacker.

Terry Tate Office Linebacker was made to be the main motivator for the office work place. As you can see Terry Tate is a very strict enforcer. Their are some very good videos that have been produced for the commercials. I have placed all the links to all the videos below for your viewing pleasure.

And Also this is the main one to watch there are other ones like the Draft Day but these make me giggle.

If you have watched the videos “Terrible” Terry Tate just looks like he is the man for any office motivation. But the question I must ask is, I wonder if the injury book was filled in alot more. I mean some of the tackles look extremely nasty.  Although I think that they are very fair and are only done to employees who break the rules.

I have also gather a list of 4 top “Terrible” Terry Tate Quotes.

1. Slice of pain cake, once you have had that you wont want seconds.

2. Here comes the Pain Train whuuuuoooooo whuuuuoooooo.

3. I’m a hitter not a quitter.

4. Once you kill the Joe, you make some more.

If you can think of any more Terry Tate Office Linebacker quotes please comment below.

Tags: Bit of Fun by Dave
No Comments »

Recently there has been a spate of Aggressive Suicide cases been reported in the state of Texas.

There has been a report of cult activity increasing in Texas and they call it Aggressive Suicide.  This is a form of aggressive suicide performed normally in public among a number of watchers. The person can either perform suicide that suggests aggression or they can instigate an attack by at least 15 people. Technically the later is classed as being murdered but in the light of Aggressive Suicide cult i think they dont see it that way.

There are reports that this cult has reached the dizzy heights of 6 deaths with most flamboint way of Aggressive suicide being a man trying to shoot himself while Buffalo dodging in his 1964 Ford Mustang. There were only 23 Buffalo killed in the incident.

These acts for me are stupid and this blog does not condone this activity as it can be very dangerous and potentially fatal.

Tags: Bizarre by Dave
No Comments »

A number of days ago a fire rank sacked a friends house and belongings.

Luckily no one was hurt in the blaze.

It is believed that the fire was caused by a electrical fire by the fridge. The man who owns the house was irritate to come back to a empty carcase where his house used to be. The Fire and Police wondered why he was so upset considering no-one had been killed.

When asked by police the man explained that not two weeks earlier he had bought a safe and fireproof lamination equipment to keep his anonymous bearer bonds safe. The man in his laziness did not have time to put fireproof lamination on his anonymous bearer bonds and now they are ash along with the rest of his house.

On a darker note though, my friend from the incident was investigated by the police on why he had anonymous bearer bonds.

Why?

Well apparently the weapon of choice for money launderers is anonymous bearer bonds. The reason behind this is that with bearer bonds, possession is 100% of the law.

The guy is now doing time as he was found guilty of being a money launderer. One lesson can be learnt from this is to never keep bearer bonds in your house without them being fireproof laminated. If you don’t laminate them then keep them in a secure place that if burnt down will not burn the bearer bonds.

Tags: Bizarre by Dave
No Comments »

I know it is a bit late. But I read about this amazing crash.

You remember it, there was a plane near africa that crashed into the sea. The plane investigators later discovered the plane should never of been aloud to fly. The plane in question has been banned from european air space.

This for me is the first reason I would of never got on the plane as the locals say that a disaster like this should of happened many years ago as the plane should be condemed.

I amazed only for the fact that a young child of 14 got out of the horror crash alive and well and was the sole survivor.

In recent months their has been two plane crashes in the seas that have resulted in the death of all passangers apart from one.  I wonder how she managed to get out free and was able to survivor in the sea even though she cannot swim either. It really shows that sometimes the human body can survivor the most hazidest enviroments.

Tags: Latest News by Dave
No Comments »