Have you had an accident?

As you are probably aware Formula 1 driver Felippe Massa was involved in a high speed crash on saturday qualifier where he sustained a blow to the head due to a freak broken suspension spring that came of fellow country mans Rubens Barichello’s car and bounced behind into the path of Massa.

The video footage shows that the spring struck Massa and the only explanation is that it knocked Massa unconscious which he then press down on both the accelerator and break which generate the cars front breaks to skid why the car was pushed on into the barrier which is designed with tyres and tons and tons of water to reduce the blow.

When Massa was first struck the car reported back that Massa had been part of extreme G-force. There was also a light telling Ferrari that the Massa had a massive bang to the back of his head. This was where is received one of the fracture to his skull the other is where the helmet was serverly damaged.

At present Massa is recovering from a emergency operation and is Budapest Hospitial where he is said to be in a life threatening condition but stable. Massa has been woken up periodically so that tests, can be made to establish the extent of brain damage. Doctors have said that he is responding well so far, he can move arms and legs but still cannot speak as of yet.

At present it is unknown whether Massa will make a full recovery or not.

All our prayers go out to Fellipe Massa go well soon.

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Reebok three years ago put their name in the hat for stupid commercials with Terry Tate Office Linebacker.

Terry Tate Office Linebacker was made to be the main motivator for the office work place. As you can see Terry Tate is a very strict enforcer. Their are some very good videos that have been produced for the commercials. I have placed all the links to all the videos below for your viewing pleasure.

And Also this is the main one to watch there are other ones like the Draft Day but these make me giggle.

If you have watched the videos “Terrible” Terry Tate just looks like he is the man for any office motivation. But the question I must ask is, I wonder if the injury book was filled in alot more. I mean some of the tackles look extremely nasty.  Although I think that they are very fair and are only done to employees who break the rules.

I have also gather a list of 4 top “Terrible” Terry Tate Quotes.

1. Slice of pain cake, once you have had that you wont want seconds.

2. Here comes the Pain Train whuuuuoooooo whuuuuoooooo.

3. I’m a hitter not a quitter.

4. Once you kill the Joe, you make some more.

If you can think of any more Terry Tate Office Linebacker quotes please comment below.

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Recently there has been a spate of Aggressive Suicide cases been reported in the state of Texas.

There has been a report of cult activity increasing in Texas and they call it Aggressive Suicide.  This is a form of aggressive suicide performed normally in public among a number of watchers. The person can either perform suicide that suggests aggression or they can instigate an attack by at least 15 people. Technically the later is classed as being murdered but in the light of Aggressive Suicide cult i think they dont see it that way.

There are reports that this cult has reached the dizzy heights of 6 deaths with most flamboint way of Aggressive suicide being a man trying to shoot himself while Buffalo dodging in his 1964 Ford Mustang. There were only 23 Buffalo killed in the incident.

These acts for me are stupid and this blog does not condone this activity as it can be very dangerous and potentially fatal.

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A number of days ago a fire rank sacked a friends house and belongings.

Luckily no one was hurt in the blaze.

It is believed that the fire was caused by a electrical fire by the fridge. The man who owns the house was irritate to come back to a empty carcase where his house used to be. The Fire and Police wondered why he was so upset considering no-one had been killed.

When asked by police the man explained that not two weeks earlier he had bought a safe and fireproof lamination equipment to keep his anonymous bearer bonds safe. The man in his laziness did not have time to put fireproof lamination on his anonymous bearer bonds and now they are ash along with the rest of his house.

On a darker note though, my friend from the incident was investigated by the police on why he had anonymous bearer bonds.

Why?

Well apparently the weapon of choice for money launderers is anonymous bearer bonds. The reason behind this is that with bearer bonds, possession is 100% of the law.

The guy is now doing time as he was found guilty of being a money launderer. One lesson can be learnt from this is to never keep bearer bonds in your house without them being fireproof laminated. If you don’t laminate them then keep them in a secure place that if burnt down will not burn the bearer bonds.

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I know it is a bit late. But I read about this amazing crash.

You remember it, there was a plane near africa that crashed into the sea. The plane investigators later discovered the plane should never of been aloud to fly. The plane in question has been banned from european air space.

This for me is the first reason I would of never got on the plane as the locals say that a disaster like this should of happened many years ago as the plane should be condemed.

I amazed only for the fact that a young child of 14 got out of the horror crash alive and well and was the sole survivor.

In recent months their has been two plane crashes in the seas that have resulted in the death of all passangers apart from one.  I wonder how she managed to get out free and was able to survivor in the sea even though she cannot swim either. It really shows that sometimes the human body can survivor the most hazidest enviroments.

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The legend that is Michael Jackson has died at the age of 50.

Yesterday the news broke by TMZ who stated that he had a died of a suspected heart attack. This is sad news for the music world as he will always be remembered for his music but more so for his private life.He had a plagued private life which had him arrested for alleged child abuse stories.

The question from this is what really happened to Michael Jackson. I have put together a list of scenarios that could of happened.

1. Heart Attack -

2. Murdered -

3. Killed by Bubbles -

4. Killed by the sultrain who was sueing him for touring his country first -

5. Was the tour too much for him.

6. Was it TMZ -

7. Is he still alive – Was his death faked to increase record sales.

8. Was he abducted by aliens -

9. Was he murdered by fans who had there concert dates postponed -

10. Google Trends discovers that Michael Jackson is alive and well in Brentford -

As a result.

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I see that the Prime Minister Gordon Brown has sent an email to all Labour members to try and get the letter of the law out.

The last few months have been comical for all tax payers. I say comical due to the fact that we hear more and more outrageous expenses claims. I mean when it first came out it was small little things that were being claimed then it developed to the likes of cleaning moats. But now one MP will not pay back any money as he feels it is fair for him to claim tens of thousands of pounds on a duck house.

Yes a duck house. An MP says that it is his write to claim expenses on a house that he does not need. We are in a recession but at least the governments are OK as there are many thousands of people who lose their jobs every single day. I personally think that what Gordon Brown should do is set a law where they can only claim expenses up to a certain amount. This might slow the mounting debt that we are in.

The Business Email Lists that Gordon Brown has will cover 30% of dishonest Labour Members.

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Yesterday someone at work announced that there had been someone living in there shed that had lived there for the last 2 months without them knowing.

It made me think. Yes think… I wonder if this squatter had an accident and was hurt would they be able to create a lawsuit out of it.

In England it appears that the lawsuit would probably get laughed out of court as they should not be on the land anyway.

America on the other hand suggests that this can be an easier achievement. If a person does injure themselves while on someone else’s land they can sued for having items or obstacles that cause injury.

Eventually tricks like this will become more common. People sue other people for stupid reasons. There is not a day goes by that lawyers and insurance companies advertise for people who have had an accident and want to sue over it. People will start doing this as a profession. eg. Teacher, IT Programmer, Doctor, Claimant. It evens fits in quite well.

I have been thinking of ways to prevent these incidents from happening. One of the ones I think would be a good idea but I would not recommend it.

Get two Wireless Cameras, two wall mounted sensor operated automatic machine guns (one for front and one for back) and two signs saying if any persons trespass on to the property or the land that is allocated to the property they will be shot.

I think the rest can probably be guessed.

NOTE: This is NOT a recommendation and should not be done.

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With the ever increasing problems with NHS client records there has been a report to say that the NHS will be scanning all Microfiche Records and put them disk.

Over the past few years the NHS has been distracting the world away from there major IT problems. They develop all these bugs that started to take over hospitals then died down the likes of MRSA.

I know that MRSA is a very treatable bug and in some cases it is no more dangerous than the common cold but still this problem the Media pushed and pushed it until it was a world threating disease.

After this the NHS ran out of ideas on how to divert the attention away from a big problem. This problem was and still is the IT system and the book keeping.

Sometime ago the NHS and Government decided that the NHS needed to be brought up to date and and IT system would be brought in. Previously the NHS had been on paper and some extent they had also been on Microfiche as well.

This IT Revamp that has been a disaster from day one will now include the Document Scanning of all Microfiche records.

This is just getting worse and worse for this simple installation gone wrong.

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Tesla the company who brought America the electric Roadster is looking at battery safety.

Tesla

If you have not seen this car, it was on Top Gear. I remember watching it thinking it was going to destroy the car as I knew it. I like cars that have engine sizes not ranges. I want a car that sounds like it could knock down a wall by just revving the engine.

As you can probably tell I like my cars. Anyway this electric car company are worried that a “thermal runaway reaction” could take place if the batteries over heat.

THERMAL RUNAWAY REACTION????

Thermal Runaway Reaction, sounds like it cannot be stopped by man or beast. Sounds like once created will never be stopped…..ever. But all it means is explosion. So at least it won’t kill us all just the nearest few.

This over heating has been seen before though, remember the dell laptop incidents where the wrong Sony batteries were placed in dell laptops and exploded. For this reason Tesla are announcing today which Battery Suppliers they will be using and what casing they will be in to prevent them from exploding while carrying passenger.

There are loads of companies out there who use different types of batteries. I have listed the more well known ones below.

1. Nissan – Nissan will use a lithium manganese polymeter battery.

2. Fisker Automotive – They will use batteries supplied by Ener1(Manganese Technology)

3. Crysler – They will use A123 Systems which are lithium phosphates.

4. Daimler – Daimler have bought 10% of Tesla so I would assume it will be whatever Tesla are doing.

Tesla although are at present using a self created battery casing that uses basically laptop batteries but keeps the cells away from each other so that the cells do not explode.

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